Lakmutontgab is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, weak butterfly.

Lakmutontgab created the Andromeda Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lakmutontgab, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Lakmutontgab, she will turn you into a snail.

Lakmutontgab's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Lakmutontgab's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never go into cyan rooms.

4. Hide from blue snails for they are unholy.

5. Never write about moons.