Jambestdav is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, boastful centaur.

Jambestdav created humanity four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jambestdav, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Jambestdav, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Jambestdav's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Jambestdav's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your face.

2. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Feed all hungry porpoises.