Disslikvol is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, idiotic zebra.

Disslikvol created Mount Everest four million years ago.

If you believe in Disslikvol, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Disslikvol, he will be mildly annoyed.

Disslikvol's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Disslikvol's Holy Commandments

1. Put Disslikvol first in all things.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never eat pineapples.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate squirrels.