Lagtargfat is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, strong dingo.

Lagtargfat created the Large Magellanic Cloud three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lagtargfat, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Lagtargfat, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Lagtargfat's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Lagtargfat's Holy Commandments

1. Lagtargfat must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not kill monkeys.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Lagtargfat loves dogs, so they must be respected.