Dadjopyarl is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, omnipotent dingo.

Dadjopyarl created the universe six billion years ago.

If you believe in Dadjopyarl, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Dadjopyarl, it will turn you into a mole.

Dadjopyarl's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Dadjopyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fluid mechanics near ants while wearing mauve coats and balancing four silicon spheres on your hands.

2. Do not take Dadjopyarl's name in vain.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.