Sidbinlop is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, bad-tempered seal.

Sidbinlop created oxygen two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sidbinlop, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Sidbinlop, she will turn you into a plant.

Sidbinlop's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Sidbinlop's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.

2. Never talk about moons.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.