Panmigdim is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, charitable owl.

Panmigdim created the universe seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Panmigdim, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Panmigdim, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Panmigdim's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Panmigdim's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat tortoises with great respect.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not trade with those who eat melons.

4. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.

5. Never talk about special relativity.