Nurlcitsand is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, humane alligator.

Nurlcitsand created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven million years ago.

If you believe in Nurlcitsand, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nurlcitsand, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Nurlcitsand's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Nurlcitsand's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Always obey Nurlcitsand's priests.

3. Do not trade with those who eat bananas.

4. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never think ill of sick capybaras.