Quillcitpomrotton is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, fussy centipede.

Quillcitpomrotton created a down quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Quillcitpomrotton, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Quillcitpomrotton, it will manifest in front of you.

Quillcitpomrotton's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Quillcitpomrotton's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about chlorophyll.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Sheep are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never bounce near swans.