Ripbifbom is a god.
He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, omniscient
deer.
Ripbifbom created the Black Eye Galaxy six million years ago.
If you believe in
Ripbifbom, he will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Ripbifbom, he will turn you into a giant slug.
Ripbifbom's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.
Ripbifbom's Holy Commandments1. Never feed melons to birds while wearing pink boots.
2. Never mention turtles.
3. Do not covet oxen.
4. Look mercifully on unfortunate dogs.
5. Put Ripbifbom first in all things.