Ripbifbom is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, omniscient deer.

Ripbifbom created the Black Eye Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Ripbifbom, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Ripbifbom, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Ripbifbom's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Ripbifbom's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed melons to birds while wearing pink boots.

2. Never mention turtles.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate dogs.

5. Put Ripbifbom first in all things.