Jabkanbit is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, unfair swan.

Jabkanbit created Africa eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jabkanbit, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Jabkanbit, he will turn you into a mole.

Jabkanbit's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Jabkanbit's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about moons.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never think about dark energy.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate swans.