Cunlargnart is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, unjust fox.

Cunlargnart created time and space three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cunlargnart, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cunlargnart, she will ignore you.

Cunlargnart's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Cunlargnart's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about bacteria.

2. Always look after injured mites.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Put Cunlargnart first in all things.

5. Do not make images of living things.