Bepcibvog is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, caring cat.

Bepcibvog created carbon five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bepcibvog, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bepcibvog, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Bepcibvog's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Bepcibvog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about grapes.

2. Do not wear tin on your body.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Always make sure there are no great tits in a room before entering it.

5. Never talk about gravity near pigs while wearing gray coats.