Wongabing is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, tiresome rat.

Wongabing created a Higgs boson six billion years ago.

If you believe in Wongabing, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Wongabing, she will come to you in dreams.

Wongabing's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Wongabing's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about quantum mechanics.

2. Worship no other gods but Wongabing.

3. Never hurt capybaras.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Always help seals in need.