Zansogceb is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, dishonourable alligator.

Zansogceb created the Tadpole Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zansogceb, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Zansogceb, it will curse you with boils.

Zansogceb's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Zansogceb's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Zansogceb.

2. Always look after injured mites.

3. Never mention squirrels.

4. Always help nematodes.

5. Do not sit in public.