Vegfetzak is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, overgenerous aardvark.

Vegfetzak created the planet Saturn six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vegfetzak, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Vegfetzak, he will not care at all.

Vegfetzak's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Vegfetzak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always help ants in need.

3. Never feed oranges to swans while wearing rings.

4. Do not chant in public.

5. Always obey Vegfetzak's priests.