Flanrigxuck is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, two-faced cow.

Flanrigxuck created the Small Magellanic Cloud three million years ago.

If you believe in Flanrigxuck, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Flanrigxuck, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Flanrigxuck's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Flanrigxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.

2. Never write about fluid mechanics.

3. Never wear corsets.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.