Popsigmon Dutgutzim is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, clever chicken.

Popsigmon Dutgutzim created the solar system two billion years ago.

If you believe in Popsigmon Dutgutzim, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Popsigmon Dutgutzim, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Popsigmon Dutgutzim's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Popsigmon Dutgutzim's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never write about planets.

3. Never talk about quantum gravity.

4. Hide if nine porpoises approach from the north.

5. Never go into violet rooms.