Getkinlarg Gansisflan is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, quiet sheep.

Getkinlarg Gansisflan created the universe two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Getkinlarg Gansisflan, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Getkinlarg Gansisflan, she will turn you into a snail.

Getkinlarg Gansisflan's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Getkinlarg Gansisflan's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine shrews approach from the east.

2. Do not wear carbon on your body.

3. Always help sick foxes.

4. Never talk about thermodynamics near doves while wearing fawn corsets and balancing four silver spheres on your hands.

5. Never wear stockings.