Jopfotgep is a god.

She takes the form of a large, passionate owl.

Jopfotgep created silver two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jopfotgep, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Jopfotgep, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Jopfotgep's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Jopfotgep's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Jopfotgep.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never think about quantum field theory.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never eat bark.