Panglibgam Ingquartqueeg is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, awesome penguin.

Panglibgam Ingquartqueeg created gold five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Panglibgam Ingquartqueeg, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Panglibgam Ingquartqueeg, it will laugh at you.

Panglibgam Ingquartqueeg's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Panglibgam Ingquartqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.