Komfarnfut is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, all-knowing bear.

Komfarnfut created a top quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Komfarnfut, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Komfarnfut, it will turn you into a rock.

Komfarnfut's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Komfarnfut's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark energy near moths while wearing red hats.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always treat pigs with great respect.

4. Never feed lots of cucumbers to great tits while wearing purple coats.

5. Never run in the presence of goats.