Afdonteen is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, ruthless fly.

Afdonteen created the Andromeda Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Afdonteen, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Afdonteen, she will send minions to preach to you.

Afdonteen's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Afdonteen's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never talk about dark energy near gulls while wearing black corsets.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never think about optics.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.