Omtfunvon is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, charitable zebra.

Omtfunvon created an electron nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Omtfunvon, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Omtfunvon, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Omtfunvon's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Omtfunvon's Holy Commandments

1. Put Omtfunvon first in all things.

2. Do not drink water in green rooms.

3. Do not take Omtfunvon's name in vain.

4. Always make sure there are no rats in a building before entering it.

5. Never think about comets.