Randoblistnur is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, weak duck.

Randoblistnur created parasitic wasps three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Randoblistnur, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Randoblistnur, it will turn you into a rock.

Randoblistnur's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Randoblistnur's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at galaxies.

2. Do not wear gold on your body.

3. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

4. Erect five carbon sculptures of Randoblistnur on top of important buildings.

5. Do not dye your hair brown.