Manvagwot is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, unthinking beaver.

Manvagwot created the world nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Manvagwot, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Manvagwot, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Manvagwot's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Manvagwot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear red clothing.

2. Never feed beans to shrews while wearing orange boots.

3. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Manvagwot in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not drink water in blue rooms.