Rutingontfut is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, slow elephant.

Rutingontfut created a strange quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rutingontfut, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Rutingontfut, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Rutingontfut's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Rutingontfut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair green.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never paint your head white.