Ortsugflis is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, effective crocodile.

Ortsugflis created the Sunflower Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ortsugflis, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Ortsugflis, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Ortsugflis' most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Ortsugflis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Capybaras are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Worship no other gods but Ortsugflis.

5. Do not keep seven mice in a large pit.