Pankomjip is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, all-powerful dugong.

Pankomjip created water seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pankomjip, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Pankomjip, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Pankomjip's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Pankomjip's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured nematodes.

2. Hide from violet shrews for they are unholy.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not take Pankomjip's name in vain.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pankomjip.