Bamlikvadtendinpan is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, generous dragon.

Bamlikvadtendinpan created dark matter two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bamlikvadtendinpan, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bamlikvadtendinpan, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Bamlikvadtendinpan's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Bamlikvadtendinpan's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never talk about nebulae.

3. Do not take Bamlikvadtendinpan's name in vain.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not covet oxen.