Venkemduss is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, sage coyote.

Venkemduss created Africa two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Venkemduss, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Venkemduss, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Venkemduss' most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Venkemduss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear violet clothing.

2. Always make sure there are no badgers in a building before entering it.

3. Do not take Venkemduss' name in vain.

4. Run away if six snakes approach from the east.

5. Always obey Venkemduss' priests.