Gunfunnuttraw is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, slow grasshopper.

Gunfunnuttraw created Mount Everest two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gunfunnuttraw, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Gunfunnuttraw, it will destroy your favourite star.

Gunfunnuttraw's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Gunfunnuttraw's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair pink.

2. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

3. Do not kill mice.

4. Never feed lots of lentils to aardvarks while wearing cyan rings.

5. Do not chop down trees.