Cunnarlyamlad is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, duplicitous naga.

Cunnarlyamlad created the Tadpole Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Cunnarlyamlad, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cunnarlyamlad, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Cunnarlyamlad's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Cunnarlyamlad's Holy Commandments

1. Cunnarlyamlad loves manatees, so they must be honoured.

2. Never chant in holy places.

3. Never write about thermodynamics.

4. Never sprint near great tits.

5. Do not wear gold on your body.