Fonfidlad is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, irritating chicken.

Fonfidlad created the Small Magellanic Cloud three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fonfidlad, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Fonfidlad, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Fonfidlad's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Fonfidlad's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Never hurt voles.

5. Never write about ultrasonics.