Cidfossingbunfarcin is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, ruthless hedgehog.

Cidfossingbunfarcin created dark matter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cidfossingbunfarcin, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cidfossingbunfarcin, he will send you a sign.

Cidfossingbunfarcin's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Cidfossingbunfarcin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear brown clothing.

2. Never think ill of sick manatees.

3. Never think about comets.

4. Never mention swans.

5. Never think about electromagnetism near eagles while wearing pink coats and balancing three iron spheres on your face.