Cudjenpark is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, all-powerful capybara.

Cudjenpark created an electron four million years ago.

If you believe in Cudjenpark, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cudjenpark, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Cudjenpark's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Cudjenpark's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never think about spacetime.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.