Stancepjin is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, dishonest owl.

Stancepjin created time and space five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stancepjin, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Stancepjin, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Stancepjin's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Stancepjin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Always obey Stancepjin's priests.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Feed all hungry manatees.