Kimdinrow is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, unselfish mink.

Kimdinrow created a Higgs boson four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kimdinrow, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Kimdinrow, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Kimdinrow's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Kimdinrow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silicon on your body.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Erect a giant violet sculpture of Kimdinrow in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never talk about nebulae.

5. Never sing near otters.