Bafbesszan is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, thoughtless armadillo.

Bafbesszan created the Sunflower Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bafbesszan, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bafbesszan, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Bafbesszan's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Bafbesszan's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never think about fluid mechanics.