Likyognak is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, calm monkey.

Likyognak created an electron eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Likyognak, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Likyognak, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Likyognak's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Likyognak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Always help tortoises in need.

3. Never think about ribonucleic acid.

4. Never talk about archaea.

5. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Likyognak in the centre of the settlement.