Cumflathotfly Fliswodfad is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, deceitful hippopotamus.

Cumflathotfly Fliswodfad created the Whirlpool Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Cumflathotfly Fliswodfad, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cumflathotfly Fliswodfad, she will curse you with boils.

Cumflathotfly Fliswodfad's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Cumflathotfly Fliswodfad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear orange clothing.

2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Do not take Cumflathotfly Fliswodfad's name in vain.

4. Always look after injured capybaras.

5. Always obey Cumflathotfly Fliswodfad's priests.