Ominxuclam is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, humane giraffe.

Ominxuclam created a charm quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Ominxuclam, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Ominxuclam, she will have a low opinion of you.

Ominxuclam's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Ominxuclam's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never think about ribonucleic acid.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never laugh in the presence of horses.

5. Always stare at clouds.
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