Ceptifbutneltaltomsafvig is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, tranquil frog.

Ceptifbutneltaltomsafvig created the Sunflower Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ceptifbutneltaltomsafvig, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Ceptifbutneltaltomsafvig, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Ceptifbutneltaltomsafvig's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Ceptifbutneltaltomsafvig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep seven swans in a large pit.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.

4. Never wear orange skirts.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Ceptifbutneltaltomsafvig.