Gadbegsak is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, merciful goblin.

Gadbegsak created the Black Eye Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gadbegsak, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Gadbegsak, she will remove you from existence.

Gadbegsak's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Gadbegsak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about peas.

2. Worship no other gods but Gadbegsak.

3. Never talk about quantum gravity.

4. Never sprint near great tits.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.