Ponfosstin is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, uncaring seal.

Ponfosstin created an atom eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ponfosstin, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Ponfosstin, it will turn you into a mole.

Ponfosstin's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Ponfosstin's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention swans.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate dolphins.

3. Worship no other gods but Ponfosstin.

4. Never write about optics.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.