Citlistaf is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, moody shrew.

Citlistaf created viruses two million years ago.

If you believe in Citlistaf, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Citlistaf, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Citlistaf's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Citlistaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

4. Never hurt shrews.

5. Never sing in holy places.