Dumfubsad is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unsympathetic fly.

Dumfubsad created silver four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dumfubsad, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Dumfubsad, it will be mildly annoyed.

Dumfubsad's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Dumfubsad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near great tits while wearing white coats and balancing four tin spheres on your arms.

2. Never go into orange rooms.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not take Dumfubsad's name in vain.

5. Never talk about fire.