Bogwabomt is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, clever penguin.

Bogwabomt created an atom eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bogwabomt, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bogwabomt, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Bogwabomt's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Bogwabomt's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat spinach.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never write about comets.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bogwabomt.

5. Do not take Bogwabomt's name in vain.