Catxenbell is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, generous skunk.

Catxenbell created vertebrates three million years ago.

If you believe in Catxenbell, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Catxenbell, she will not care.

Catxenbell's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Catxenbell's Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight lead sculptures of Catxenbell on top of important buildings.

2. Hide if six horses approach from the east.

3. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

4. Never think about quantum field theory near mice while wearing black skirts and balancing seven titanium spheres on your hands.

5. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.