Rilbudbiss is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, amazing centaur.

Rilbudbiss created snails two billion years ago.

If you believe in Rilbudbiss, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Rilbudbiss, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Rilbudbiss' most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Rilbudbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Rilbudbiss loves hamsters, so they must be honoured.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near foxes while wearing purple trousers and balancing six aluminium spheres on your legs.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate cats.

5. Run away if nine nematodes approach from the west.